The wondrous world of holy hardware Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to godly gadgetry. Click for more Gadgets... New Apps Church Death Devotional Fashion Food and drink Home and garden Personal Pope Seasonal Toys, pets, games Witnessing   166: Nativity kitchen timer Solved! At last! One of the great mysteries of the incarnation. For years, historians and theologians have disputed key facts recorded in the Bible. How did Joseph get to Bethlehem just in time for Mary to give birth on Christmas Day? When Herod threatened to slaughter the innocents, by what means did Joseph know the exact moment to flee to Egypt? Through the Nativity Kitchen Timer, of course – a must for every holy household. Cast out your worldly timer, and let Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus provide immaculate time-keeping for your turkey, ham, plum pudding and other Christmas treats. Only $9.99 plus postage. Noah's Ark model also available (naturally, when you think about it). Click here to order! Thanks to Ann for finding this gadget.     Gadgets for Papa Ratzi Holy Father Emeritus! Add some ex-infalliblity to your life with our B16 gadgets.