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caption competition
Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones.

Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.
 
When dieting goes wrong
Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition. To post your caption to the above picture, click here. Or follow the links below to read the brilliant contributions of others, and post your own from there.
  • The Captioneers Mon Jun 30 (15:19 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (15:41 GMT)
  • the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who has just been out on the patio just had nice bit of ruhbarb tart washed down with a cup of hot yorkshire tea Mon Jun 30 (16:13 GMT)
  • the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who has just been out on the patio just had nice bit of ruhbarb tart washed down with a cup of hot yorkshire tea Mon Jun 30 (16:13 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (16:22 GMT)
  • gianbattista Mon Jun 30 (16:30 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:40 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:43 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:43 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:46 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:48 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Mon Jun 30 (16:50 GMT)
  • A Fool Mon Jun 30 (19:59 GMT)
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  • Qwerty Mon Jun 30 (20:30 GMT)
  • Qwerty Mon Jun 30 (20:33 GMT)
  • U.B. Mon Jun 30 (20:36 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (20:37 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:37 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (20:40 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:42 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (20:45 GMT)
  • Canon Hieronymus Bosch Mon Jun 30 (20:45 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:46 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:48 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:49 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:50 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:51 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:53 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:56 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (20:59 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (21:00 GMT)
  • Revd Ian Mon Jun 30 (21:01 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Mon Jun 30 (21:02 GMT)
  • jamie aka batman Mon Jun 30 (21:07 GMT)
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  • Hedgehog Mon Jun 30 (21:31 GMT)
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  • The Holy Grunger of Antioch Mon Jun 30 (22:12 GMT)
  • The Holy Grunger of Antioch Mon Jun 30 (22:12 GMT)
  • The Man Who Knows About These Things Mon Jun 30 (22:14 GMT)
  • Julian the Unflapable Mon Jun 30 (22:16 GMT)
  • Sydney the Cynic Mon Jun 30 (22:19 GMT)
  • The Legendary and Original Galloping Tosser of Brent Mon Jun 30 (22:27 GMT)
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  • inflamatory Tue Jul 1 (02:59 GMT)
  • amazed Tue Jul 1 (03:02 GMT)
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  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:07 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:09 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:10 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:11 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:12 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (08:13 GMT)
  • The Curled Spring Tue Jul 1 (08:41 GMT)
  • Sister Betty the Virgin Tue Jul 1 (08:43 GMT)
  • Sister Betty the Virgin Tue Jul 1 (08:43 GMT)
  • Sister Betty the Virgin Tue Jul 1 (08:43 GMT)
  • Saul The Apostle Tue Jul 1 (08:48 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (09:06 GMT)
  • Mary Whitehouse Tue Jul 1 (09:06 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (09:06 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (09:11 GMT)
  • Bluebottle Tue Jul 1 (09:13 GMT)
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  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (09:24 GMT)
  • Chorister Tue Jul 1 (10:09 GMT)
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  • LLAIS GWIRIONDEB Tue Jul 1 (13:54 GMT)
  • LLAIS GWIRIONDEB Tue Jul 1 (13:56 GMT)
  • inflamatory Tue Jul 1 (14:37 GMT)
  • zigfield Tue Jul 1 (14:41 GMT)
  • Fr Ernest Fartproud Tue Jul 1 (14:58 GMT)
  • heretical Tue Jul 1 (15:14 GMT)
  • inflamatory Tue Jul 1 (15:16 GMT)
  • maud Tue Jul 1 (15:24 GMT)
  • Phred22 Tue Jul 1 (15:38 GMT)
  • harold Tue Jul 1 (15:40 GMT)
  • heretical Tue Jul 1 (15:43 GMT)
  • catarach Tue Jul 1 (15:46 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (15:57 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (15:58 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (15:59 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (16:01 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (16:04 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (16:05 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Tue Jul 1 (16:07 GMT)
  • First Time Post Tue Jul 1 (16:26 GMT)
  • Hi ya Tue Jul 1 (16:28 GMT)
  • Me Tue Jul 1 (16:38 GMT)
  • Chas of the Dicker Tue Jul 1 (17:00 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Tue Jul 1 (17:05 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Tue Jul 1 (17:07 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Tue Jul 1 (17:08 GMT)
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  • Punjabberwocky Tue Jul 1 (17:19 GMT)
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  • Hedgehog Tue Jul 1 (17:41 GMT)
  • mirrizin Tue Jul 1 (17:58 GMT)
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  • U.B. Tue Jul 1 (21:43 GMT)
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  • Hedgehog Tue Jul 1 (22:03 GMT)
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  • maud Tue Jul 1 (23:17 GMT)
  • zigfield Tue Jul 1 (23:19 GMT)
  • harold Tue Jul 1 (23:21 GMT)
  • sam Tue Jul 1 (23:26 GMT)
  • zigfield Tue Jul 1 (23:29 GMT)
  • serendiptiy Tue Jul 1 (23:38 GMT)
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  • linenbutterfly Wed Jul 2 (02:50 GMT)
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  • maud Wed Jul 2 (03:03 GMT)
  • harold Wed Jul 2 (03:16 GMT)
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  • Umadas Bharat Wed Jul 2 (06:33 GMT)
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  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (08:02 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (08:04 GMT)
  • Phred22 Wed Jul 2 (12:40 GMT)
  • @#@ Wed Jul 2 (12:53 GMT)
  • Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones Wed Jul 2 (12:57 GMT)
  • Haircut, anyone? Wed Jul 2 (13:00 GMT)
  • The G Wed Jul 2 (15:10 GMT)
  • The G Wed Jul 2 (15:13 GMT)
  • KittyLover Wed Jul 2 (15:17 GMT)
  • The G Wed Jul 2 (15:18 GMT)
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  • The G Wed Jul 2 (15:58 GMT)
  • Hedgehog Wed Jul 2 (16:23 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Wed Jul 2 (16:29 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (16:29 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Wed Jul 2 (16:31 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Wed Jul 2 (16:33 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Wed Jul 2 (16:37 GMT)
  • Punjabberwocky Wed Jul 2 (16:39 GMT)
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  • OldDog Wed Jul 2 (19:25 GMT)
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  • Fatbelly Wed Jul 2 (19:33 GMT)
  • The Not Very Original Man Who Knows About These Things Wed Jul 2 (19:38 GMT)
  • OldDog Wed Jul 2 (19:48 GMT)
  • BJ Wed Jul 2 (19:52 GMT)
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  • Gladys the Impaler Wed Jul 2 (20:50 GMT)
  • tclune Wed Jul 2 (20:53 GMT)
  • Gordon the Macho Wed Jul 2 (20:54 GMT)
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  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (21:19 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (21:21 GMT)
  • The Venerable Billy Cotton Wed Jul 2 (21:23 GMT)
  • The Venerable Private Fraser Wed Jul 2 (21:25 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Wed Jul 2 (21:27 GMT)
  • The Venerable Henry Hall Wed Jul 2 (21:32 GMT)
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  • maud Wed Jul 2 (21:42 GMT)
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  • harold Wed Jul 2 (21:52 GMT)
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  • serendipity Wed Jul 2 (22:06 GMT)
  • josh Wed Jul 2 (22:11 GMT)
  • inflamatory Wed Jul 2 (22:14 GMT)
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  • carsoncity Wed Jul 2 (22:30 GMT)
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  • cameron Wed Jul 2 (22:38 GMT)
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  • montana Wed Jul 2 (22:45 GMT)
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  • episcolib Thu Jul 3 (00:03 GMT)
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  • Steptoe & Son Thu Jul 3 (07:21 GMT)
  • Canon Peter Thu Jul 3 (07:23 GMT)
  • Pasco (partaker in the last caption comp) Thu Jul 3 (09:30 GMT)
  • The Revd Polly Esther Gusset Thu Jul 3 (09:52 GMT)
  • Umadas Bharat Thu Jul 3 (10:04 GMT)
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  • The Revd Norma Stitts Sat Jul 5 (09:30 GMT)
  • the sad old fat fart of a mad yeti who has just been out on the patio but came back in as it was raining and did not want to get his hair wet. (yeti wet hair smells like the armpits of gordon brown) Sat Jul 5 (10:04 GMT)
  • Albert Ross Sat Jul 5 (11:20 GMT)
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  • Barnet Sat Jul 5 (17:36 GMT)
  • Phred22 Sat Jul 5 (17:49 GMT)
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