Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition. To post your caption to the above picture, click here. Or follow the links below to read the brilliant contributions of others, and post your own from there. The Captioneers Mon Mar 15 (23:11 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:00 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:18 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:25 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:32 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:43 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (00:56 GMT) Phred22 Tue Mar 16 (01:03 GMT) Pasco Tue Mar 16 (01:37 GMT) Moroni Made Me Do It Tue Mar 16 (01:40 GMT) Moroni Made Me Do It Tue Mar 16 (01:48 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (03:45 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (03:46 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (03:55 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (04:11 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:15 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:18 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:20 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:22 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:23 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:24 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:25 GMT) BIB Tue Mar 16 (05:26 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:29 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:38 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (05:41 GMT) General Giro Tue Mar 16 (06:51 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (06:51 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (06:53 GMT) General Giro Tue Mar 16 (06:53 GMT) General Giro Tue Mar 16 (06:55 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:06 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:07 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:08 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:08 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:10 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (07:13 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (07:14 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:14 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (07:14 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (07:16 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:16 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:19 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:21 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:33 GMT) Joyful Irreverence Tue Mar 16 (07:36 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (07:51 GMT) U.B. Tue Mar 16 (07:53 GMT) Archdeacon Severn-Bore Tue Mar 16 (08:35 GMT) Archdeacon Severn-Bore Tue Mar 16 (08:35 GMT) Archdeacon Severn-Bore Tue Mar 16 (08:36 GMT) Archdeacon Severn-Bore Tue Mar 16 (08:38 GMT) Chorister Tue Mar 16 (09:26 GMT) Chorister Tue Mar 16 (09:27 GMT) Chorister Tue Mar 16 (09:27 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (09:43 GMT) Fr Ernest Fartproud Tue Mar 16 (10:21 GMT) Holy Unction Tue Mar 16 (10:23 GMT) The Revd Henry Ford Tue Mar 16 (10:25 GMT) Disgruntled of Skegness Tue Mar 16 (10:27 GMT) Sister Influenza Tue Mar 16 (11:09 GMT) Sister Influenza Tue Mar 16 (11:28 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:39 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:40 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:41 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:43 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:44 GMT) Brian the Diverse Chief Exectuve of Skegness Publicity Department Tue Mar 16 (12:46 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:46 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (12:48 GMT) Portaloo Magnus Tue Mar 16 (13:42 GMT) The Revd Stirling Moss Tue Mar 16 (13:44 GMT) Legs Eleven Tue Mar 16 (13:46 GMT) Tue Mar 16 (14:16 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Tue Mar 16 (14:33 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Tue Mar 16 (14:34 GMT) Jerusalem Jalopy Tue Mar 16 (15:34 GMT) Rev H Ford Tue Mar 16 (15:36 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Mar 16 (16:59 GMT) Punjabberwocky Tue Mar 16 (17:01 GMT) The Venerable Sheriff J W Pepper Tue Mar 16 (17:25 GMT) Tue Mar 16 (17:25 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (17:25 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (17:28 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (17:40 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (17:41 GMT) chrisb Tue Mar 16 (17:42 GMT) The Grand Mufti of Lambeth Tue Mar 16 (18:04 GMT) Peter Principle Rimmer (recently reinstated Anglican priest) Tue Mar 16 (18:08 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (20:07 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (20:07 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (20:11 GMT) Canon Peter Tue Mar 16 (20:11 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:02 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:04 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:07 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:09 GMT) Padre Pete Tue Mar 16 (22:10 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:12 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:16 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:17 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:25 GMT) churchgeek Tue Mar 16 (22:27 GMT) Phred22 Wed Mar 17 (00:30 GMT) Phred22 Wed Mar 17 (00:30 GMT) Tig Wed Mar 17 (01:51 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (04:12 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (04:14 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (04:16 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (07:33 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (07:35 GMT) Padre Pete Wed Mar 17 (10:07 GMT) Relief Comes to the Highlands Wed Mar 17 (10:20 GMT) Double Top Wed Mar 17 (10:23 GMT) felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:42 GMT) felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:44 GMT) felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:45 GMT) Felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:46 GMT) felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:47 GMT) Felafool Wed Mar 17 (11:48 GMT) Father Dougal Maguire Wed Mar 17 (12:09 GMT) Father Dougal Maguire Wed Mar 17 (12:12 GMT) Father Dougal Maguire Wed Mar 17 (12:15 GMT) Father Dougal Maguire Wed Mar 17 (12:19 GMT) Shrivener Wed Mar 17 (12:19 GMT) Father Dougal Maguire Wed Mar 17 (12:27 GMT) Father Maniple Wed Mar 17 (12:38 GMT) Laura Biding-Citizen Wed Mar 17 (12:51 GMT) The Garden of Eden Wed Mar 17 (13:34 GMT) Peripatetic Pastor Wed Mar 17 (13:36 GMT) The Revd Pneumatic McIntyre Wed Mar 17 (13:39 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Mar 17 (14:18 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Mar 17 (14:20 GMT) The Venerable Harry Lauder Wed Mar 17 (14:23 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:40 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:41 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:46 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:48 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:49 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:51 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:56 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (14:58 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (15:00 GMT) Abert Ross Wed Mar 17 (16:58 GMT) Albert ross Wed Mar 17 (16:59 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:09 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:10 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:12 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:13 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:15 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:16 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:19 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:23 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:24 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:25 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:27 GMT) Punjabberwocky Wed Mar 17 (17:28 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (17:36 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (17:39 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (17:42 GMT) chrisb Wed Mar 17 (17:49 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (17:57 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (17:59 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:03 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:06 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:08 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:12 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:24 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:34 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (18:39 GMT) Phred22 Wed Mar 17 (19:51 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Mar 17 (19:55 GMT) Canon Peter Wed Mar 17 (19:56 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (20:39 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (20:40 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (20:43 GMT) TheG Wed Mar 17 (20:47 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (20:55 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (20:57 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (20:58 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (21:01 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (21:03 GMT) churchgeek Wed Mar 17 (21:05 GMT) U.B. Wed Mar 17 (21:46 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (21:54 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (21:56 GMT) Sister Influenza Wed Mar 17 (21:59 GMT) Wed Mar 17 (21:59 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:02 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:09 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:12 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:14 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:17 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:32 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:36 GMT) colin Wed Mar 17 (22:39 GMT) Padre Pete Thu Mar 18 (00:31 GMT) Padre Pete Thu Mar 18 (00:32 GMT) Padre Pete Thu Mar 18 (00:34 GMT) Phred22 Thu Mar 18 (00:44 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (00:55 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (01:11 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (01:21 GMT) Cdees Thu Mar 18 (03:35 GMT) Thu Mar 18 (03:35 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (04:56 GMT) Hieronymous of Exeter Thu Mar 18 (06:30 GMT) colin Thu Mar 18 (10:29 GMT) chrisb Thu Mar 18 (12:55 GMT) Brian the Diverse Chief Exectuve of Skegness Publicity Department Thu Mar 18 (13:42 GMT) Gildor Inglorion Thu Mar 18 (13:56 GMT) The Revd Ebenezer Scrooge Thu Mar 18 (14:07 GMT) Hodink Thu Mar 18 (15:06 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (15:17 GMT) adslatham Thu Mar 18 (15:23 GMT) adslatham Thu Mar 18 (15:24 GMT) Phred22 Thu Mar 18 (15:59 GMT) Phred22 Thu Mar 18 (15:59 GMT) Phred22 Thu Mar 18 (16:04 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Mar 18 (16:05 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Mar 18 (16:23 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (16:29 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (16:30 GMT) Pasco Thu Mar 18 (18:21 GMT) US Guest Thu Mar 18 (18:24 GMT) US Guest Thu Mar 18 (18:28 GMT) Canon Peter Thu Mar 18 (18:41 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (19:14 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (19:18 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (19:27 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (19:31 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (19:37 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (19:49 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (19:54 GMT) TheG Thu Mar 18 (20:43 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (21:10 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (21:12 GMT) U.B. Thu Mar 18 (21:20 GMT) Padre Pete Fri Mar 19 (00:48 GMT) Padre Pete Fri Mar 19 (01:11 GMT) U.B. Fri Mar 19 (03:01 GMT) U.B. Fri Mar 19 (03:02 GMT) U.B. Fri Mar 19 (03:13 GMT) Father David Fri Mar 19 (06:30 GMT)   We rely on voluntary donations to stay online. If you're a regular visitor to Ship of Fools, please consider supporting us. The winners! See the winning captions from the most recent competition, Pepperpot deacons. Seen a promising picture? Send us your suggested pictures for the competition.