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The wondrous world of Jesus junk
Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to kitsch for Christ.
Our current gadgets
Jesus Chair
Footballing Jesus
Hands Candle Holder
Wilberforce Ale
Armor of God PJs
He'brew Beer
Jesus Pan
iBelieve Lanyard
Salvation Challenge
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Introducing our latest gadget... the Jesus Chair
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Leaving things in the lap of the gods just got a whole lot easier – thanks to Nim Pot Centro De Textiles in Antigua, Guatemala. "Retailing at just under US $700 (£370), the chair's price probably reflects its pretensions to divinity," claims Irishman Matt Hamilton in his travelogue.

"Towards the back of the incense-enveloped shop" (where Matt and a fellow student Trish found this treasure on earth) "is the wood-carving section. It was to here Trish had brought me and where I now stood, transfixed by the awfulness of the store's most expensive chair."

Surely not, Matt. Consider yourself honoured among men for being one of the first to behold a crouching Christ. The rest of us must now journey long to see that of which we have heard.
 
 
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Ship of Fools reverently presents the essential guide to the top 10 must-have papal souvenirs, on sale now at a website near you.
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