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What is this?
Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
If you would like to become a Mystery Worshipper, start here.
See our archive of reports
UK & Ireland
Oz & NZ

Recent reports

> Very special: Dormition of the Mother of God, Phoenix, USA
> No pulpit thumping at St John-at-Hampstead, London
> Twinkle in priest's eye at Mar Abraham, Scottsdale, USA
> No shortcuts at Zionskirche, Bielefeld, Germany
> Enforced welcome at House of Praise, Camberwell, London

> Late sun & sweet peas: St Mary the Virgin, Shepperdine, UK
> Total reverence plus incense: St James the Great, Sydney
> No need to repent at St Maryís, Beddgelert, Wales
> Baptism remembered at Ss Peter & Paul, Shepton Mallet, UK
> Lots of smiles at Holy Spirit, Akron, USA

> No music, no windbags: St Thomas More, Convent Stn, USA
> Watered-down sermon at The Well, London
> Comfortable sinners at St Peter's, Mount Pleasant, USA
> Sermon interrupted at Cathedral, San Juan, Puerto Rico
> Feeling cut off at St Christophorus, Frankfurt, Germany

> Pitch your tent at Regent Hall, London
> Transported back at St Magnus the Martyr, London
> Great harmonic singing at Morningside, Auckland, NZ
> Very loud, very unwelcoming: Grace Church, Bath, USA
> Karanga and pink leggings at Holy Cross, Henderson, NZ

Editor's choice

> No shortcuts at Zionskirche, Bielefeld, Germany
> Land Rovers and Lurex at St Winefride's, Holywell, UK
> Ken is at peace: St Johnís, Deptford, London
> Kursk Root Icon visits St Elisabeth, Wallasey, UK
> Boorish choir at liturgical concert, St Sava, Phoenix, USA

Comments, corrections and removals

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