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Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
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Recent reports

> Take it or leave it: St Helena's, Larnaca, Cyprus
> Cushions impress at St Mark’s, Buderim, Australia
> Wonderful people at Westminster Community, London
> Warm but decimated: St George, New Mills, UK
> For ever and ever: Holy Trinity, Westbury-on-Trym, UK

> What's not to like? Salisbury Cathedral, UK
> Warmly welcomed at All Saints, Glossop, UK
> Rebuked twice at Ely Cathedral, UK
> Devil gets his due at Schlosskirche, Wittenberg, Germany
> Common prayer at Sacred Heart Basilica, Notre Dame, USA

> Rude coffee queue at St Gabriel’s, Pimlico, London
> Minister's questions at Grace Church Brockley, London
> Warm and pleasant: St Peter's, Bredhurst, UK
> From Conflict to Communion: St Andrew, Grand Rapids, USA
> In limbo at South Peoria Baptist, Peoria, USA

> Yodeling mass at Augustinerkirche, Zürich, Switzerland
> Warm but pushy: Redeemer Church, Croydon, London
> Gentle joy of grace at Celebration Lutheran, Peoria, USA
> Life drained from City of Peace, Isle of Dogs, London
> Mattins and wet fish at St Mary-at-Hill, Eastcheap, London

Editor's choice

> Devil gets his due at Schlosskirche, Wittenberg, Germany
> Common prayer at Sacred Heart Basilica, Notre Dame, USA
> From Conflict to Communion: St Andrew, Grand Rapids, USA
> Yodeling mass at Augustinerkirche, Zürich, Switzerland
> Bishop consecrated: Duke University Chapel, Durham, USA

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The Mystery Worshipper known as Torold, among other names, passed on to glory in November 2015. Her sharp eye and quick wit brought much pleasure to our readers and will be missed. See a representative sampling of the best of her reports.
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