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Since ancient times (ok, 1998), Ship of Fools has been sending Mystery Worshippers to churches worldwide. Travelling incognito, they ask those questions which go to the heart of church life: How long was the sermon? How hard the pew? How cold was the coffee? How warm the welcome?

The only clue they have been there at all is the Mystery Worshipper calling card, dropped discreetly into the collection plate.
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Recent reports

> Spirit calls at St Stephen Martyr, Washington, DC
> Zionism preached at Emmanuel Evangelical, London
> Getting fresh at St Alban's, Macclesfield, UK
> Ethereal music at Sts Peter and Paul, Greenwich, UK
> Red shorts at Encanto Community Church, Phoenix, USA

> Act of Worship at Cambridge Theological Federation, UK
> Festival at Phoenix Laestadian Lutheran, Cave Creek, USA
> Informally reverent: St Raphael's, Long Island City, USA
> Eucharist or concert? Emmanuel Episcopal, Boston, USA
> A good accident: Old Cambridge Baptist, Cambridge, USA

> Invisible Man attends Christ Church, Clifton, UK
> Uneasy amalgam at St Martin's-in-the-Veld, Johannesburg
> God's Crock-Pot at Fireplace Church, Blacksburg, USA
> Secret knowledge at St Elias, Birmingham, USA
> Fools for Christ at All Saints, Haggerston, London

> Sleeper wakes at Sutton's Hospital, Charterhouse, London
> Bubbles burst at Grace Lutheran, Phoenix, USA
> (Not) responsible for children: St Peterís, Brockley, London
> "Sign here, please:" Lumen Church, King's Cross, London
> Holy but weird: St Anthonyís Monastery, Florence, USA

Editor's choice

> Act of Worship at Cambridge Theological Federation, UK
> Fools for Christ at All Saints, Haggerston, London
> Holy but weird: St Anthonyís Monastery, Florence, USA
> Foretaste of eternity: Brixton NT Church of God, London
> Pontifical vespers, new organ: Sts Simon & Jude, Phoenix

Comments, corrections and removals

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Christmas
Christmas 2016
Why is the Incarnation like an Italian family dinner? Join our Mystery Worshippers in California, Cornwall, London and York as they learn the answer to this and other Christmas riddles.

Rapture
The Rapture
On 1 April 2016 it finally happened, and our Mystery Worshipper was among the Chosen Few. Read all about how songwriter Irving Berlin figured into it as you weep and gnash your teeth.
Torold
The best of Torold
The Mystery Worshipper known as Torold, among other names, passed on to glory in November 2015. Her sharp eye and quick wit brought much pleasure to our readers and will be missed. See a representative sampling of the best of her reports.
 
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