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176: Maria memory stick
maria memory stick
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She looks like any other dashboard Madonna. But the Virgin Mary, as ever, is on the move. She now plugs into your computer and keeps a motherly eye on your files: emails, photos, MP3s, movies... you name it, and she safeguards it.

If you need to transport your digital stuff in absolute safety, who better to go to than the one who "treasured all these things in her heart" (Luke 2:51)? Simply plug the new Maria USB memory stick into your laptop, and her sacred heart suddenly flickers into life with little red flashing heartbeats, reassuring you that your files are in safe hands.

Around her halo are the words of that traditional prayer: "Oh Maria keep my data safe."

No one has yet reported seeing their Maria Memory Stick actually weeping, but it can only be a matter of time. Buy yours today and put data loss misery behind you for ever. The 512Mb Maria will cost you 69 Euros.

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Thanks to Doc Tor for discovering the Maria Memory Stick
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