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185: Holy toast
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It does seem so unfair when the latest sighting of Christ in a crust of bread, or the BVM in a burger, falls to that most miserable of miscreants – an unbeliever. Gasp they may at such gracious revelation, but it irks when you've tarried many a righteous year, longing for your own precious epiphany in pasta.

OK, it's cheating but, for saints tired of waiting for the Spirit to move, Holy Toast gives you a slice of the action. Or as the Revised Screwed Up Version puts it: "On the night he was betrayed he took bread, popped it in the toaster and gave it to the disciples, saying, "Take. Eat. This is my mother..."

Get your Holy Toast stamper. Click here! Only £5.95 for two.

Thanks to Doublethink for discovering Holy Toast
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