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| Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born! |
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| Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists. |
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| You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless! |
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| 5th Day: Virtue Doll |
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In the bad old days, when people believed things, every Catholic home had some plaster statues on the sideboard. St George slaying the dragon. St Sebastian tied to a stake being shot through with arrows. And even Jesus with a flaming heart on his chest which you could light up by flicking a switch.
But now the School of Life, the brainchild of guru de jour Alain de Botton, wants to replace all that theatre and passion with... what? A cutesy, colourless doll with all the excitement of a McDonalds free gift. The saints might have been bizarre and guilt-inducing, but at least no one was going to die of boredom.
Give the gift of ennui! £22... reasonable price. Buy here!
We would give credit to whoever found this gift, but we fell asleep before we could get their name
The 12 Days of Zilchmas |
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