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              | Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born! | 
             
            
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              | Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists. | 
             
            
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              | You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless! | 
             
             
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              | 6th Day: Non-existent Santa iPad Cover | 
             
            
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              Po-faced fundies of the world unite! Give that dastardly imposter in scarlet coat and white beard his marching orders!
  
Armed with this Santa-denying iPad cover you can eliminate the charm, imagination and magical nature of the season at a stroke. Yes, fundamentalists of both persuasions  religious and non-religious  will clamour to present this vital message to friends and family.
  
Yes, no one does po better than a fundie  of whatever type. 
                                     
                  £37.95 – buy yours here! 
                   
                  Thanks to the esteemed FC for sourcing this rubbish 
                 
                The 12 Days of Zilchmas | 
             
           
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