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                | 2510: St Jean 
                  Baptiste, New York City | 
             
            
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                 Mystery 
                  Worshipper: Acton Bell. 
                  The church: 
                  St Jean 
                  Baptiste, New York City. 
                  Denomination: 
                  Roman Catholic, 
                  Archdiocese 
                  of New York. The parish is administered by priests of the 
                  Congregation 
                  of the Blessed Sacrament, more commonly called Blessed Sacrament 
                  Fathers. 
                  The building: 
                  In 1900, the robber baron tobacco and transportation magnate 
                  John Fortune Ryan, who lived nearby, financed the building of 
                  this structure to replace an earlier one on the same site. It 
                  combines elements of the Italian Renaissance Revival and Baroque, 
                  and features two cupola-topped towers that flank an enormous 
                  dome. The interior is barrel vaulted with Gustavino structural 
                  tiles that, unusually, feature a Florentine-style decorative 
                  high relief pattern. All of the column capitals are gilded and 
                  there are several dozen stained glass windows, including a row 
                  that encircles the entire dome. The high altar is topped by 
                  a half dome mosaic and features a six-foot high representation 
                  of a monstrance. The pews, confessionals and choir stalls are 
                  elaborately carved and feature clusters of grapes as a design 
                  motif. On the south wall there is also the national shrine to 
                  St Anne, about which more below. 
                  The church: 
                  The parish was originally established to serve the French Canadian 
                  immigrant population and remained their national parish until 
                  well into the 20th century. The exposition and adoration of 
                  the Blessed Sacrament is central to the rule of the Blessed 
                  Sacrament Fathers. There are prayer groups devoted to this mission 
                  that involve both clergy and the laity. As a church community 
                  they offer programs for the homeless and the hungry as well 
                  as the addicted. There is also a variety of social groups that 
                  are detailed on their website. The shrine to St Anne was established 
                  quite by accident. In 1892 a French-Canadian priest traveling 
                  through New York stopped overnight at the rectory. When the 
                  pastor learned that he was carrying a relic of St Anne with 
                  him, he asked the visitor if he would extend his stay for a 
                  few weeks so that the relic might be exposed for veneration. 
                  He did, and it was, and crowds gathered as the news spread. 
                  A man afflicted with epilepsy touched the relic and never again 
                  experienced a seizure. The visiting priest eventually went on 
                  his way, but sent back a fragment of the relic for permanent 
                  display. Soon thereafter he arranged for a new relic from the 
                  shrine of St Anne in France to be sent to the church. In 1970 
                  an elderly woman was murdered by intruders as she knelt before 
                  the relic, thus causing the shrine's deconsecration. The present 
                  shrine was set up and consecrated shortly thereafter. 
                  The neighborhood: 
                  This is the Upper East Side of Manhattan, an area that stretches 
                  east of Fifth Avenue from 59th Street on the south to 96th Street 
                  on the north. The church is smack in the middle of the so-called 
                  silk stocking district, which boasts some of the priciest property 
                  in the USA and, given the population density and high per capita 
                  income, is touted as home to the country's greatest concentration 
                  of wealth. Famously safe, charmingly green, the area tends to 
                  be the sleepiest neighborhood in "the city that never sleeps." 
                  Historically, the East Side of Manhattan has been notoriously 
                  under-served by the city's subway system, and a new line is 
                  currently being dug along Second Avenue to Grand Central Station. 
                  The construction has been a major inconvenience to many, but 
                  it could be worse  at least they aren't using dynamite 
                  to blast tunnels out of the bedrock as they did for earlier 
                  subway tunnels, often with deadly results. 
                  The cast: 
                  I don't know. The officiant was an elderly priest. His name 
                  wasn't mentioned anywhere, and I didn't see a picture on their 
                  website to match with a name. He was assisted by two acolytes, 
                  one of whom did double duty as the thurifer, and a lay reader. 
                  The date & time: 
                  Fourth Sunday in Lent, March 10, 2013, 12.00pm. 
                   
What was the name of the service? 
                  Celebrating the Liturgy. 
                   
How full was the building? 
                  I counted precisely 105. The building could have held many, 
                  many more. 
                   
Did anyone welcome you personally? 
                  No. I arrived shortly after the previous mass had ended, and 
                  the only people there were several obviously homeless souls 
                  with all of their worldly goods arranged around them. 
                   
Was your pew comfortable? 
                  Unremarkable. It was the standard issue pew: hard back and seat, 
                  unrelieved by a cushion. 
                   
How would you describe the pre-service
atmosphere? 
                  Very quiet. One of the homeless ladies was praying before the 
                  shrine to St Anne, and there were several others sitting with 
                  their eyes closed. More people arrived closer to the published 
                  start time, but it remained hushed. 
                   
What were the exact opening words of the
service? 
                  "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy 
                  Spirit." 
                   
What books did the congregation use during the
service? 
                  A hard bound Gather Comprehensive hymnal was in the 
                  pews but remained unopened. A very well-done service leaflet 
                  with the mass order, music and announcements was available at 
                  the entrance. 
                   
What musical instruments were played? 
                  Organ, choir, and cantor to lead songs (whose efforts were fruitless, 
                  as nobody in the congregation sang). 
                   
Did anything distract you? 
                  The interior is just a riot of ornament and color: pale blue 
                  and green, ochre, ombre, yellow, gold, red, just to name a few, 
                  with colors I wouldn't ordinarily think of putting next to one 
                  another all jumbled together. It is all so over-the-top that 
                  it kind of works. I also found myself lost in the Gustavino 
                  vaulting and the ceiling frescoes of various types of clouds. 
                  I thought it very unusual to have both stormy and calm varieties 
                  depicted.
  
 
  
Was the worship stiff-upper-lip, happy clappy, or
what? 
                  Restrained novus ordo with a twist at the end, I'd 
                  say. There was a nod to tradition with incense, the sanctus 
                  bell, and eucharistic prayers that were chanted. The priest 
                  also wore a very traditional vestment of rose and purple damask 
                  that was quite pretty. The memorial acclamation, great amen 
                  and sanctus were set to something modern and bland, and nobody 
                  but the choir sang them. None of the congregation sang any of 
                  the hymns either, not even that most hummable tune, "Amazing 
                  Grace", which was sung at the offertory. (Go figure!) The 
                  post communion hymn was supposed to be a meditation to ask for 
                  the guidance of the Holy Spirit during the period of discernment 
                  for the election of the Pope. What was chosen was some Taizé 
                  community toe-tapper, at which I could barely restrain my eyes 
                  from rolling back into my head. The concluding rite, however, 
                  was as moving at the Taizé-thing was groan-inducing. 
                  At the end of the service, an enormous monstrance was brought 
                  out for the exposition of the Blessed Sacrament and Adoramus 
                  Te was sung by all, kneeling. It was very solemn. And I 
                  did note that people didn't rush out after receiving communion, 
                  but stayed through to the very end. 
                   
Exactly how long was the sermon? 
                  5 minutes. 
                   
On a scale of 1-10, how good was the preacher? 
                  7  While the preacher was obviously skillful, he did leave 
                  me wishing for more. It is very hard to say or do much in five 
                  minutes. 
                   
In a nutshell, what was the sermon
about? 
                  He attempted to unpack the reading of the day, the parable of 
                  the prodigal son. He asserted that we live with such a culture 
                  of revenge today that the idea of a prodigal returning seems 
                  a remote one. The parable asks for a type of forgiveness that 
                  mirrors divine forgiveness. Few exhibit this, but it is possible. 
                  John Paul II, for example, was able to forgive his would-be 
                  assassin and pray for his conversion. 
                   
Which part of the service was like being in
heaven? 
                  I suppose it was how contemplative this mass was, which is something 
                  I don't really associate with the novus ordo at all. 
                   
                   
And which part was like being in... er... the other place? 
                  The cantor was in obvious vocal distress, largely flat throughout, 
                  but the responsorial psalm was a real trial for her (and us 
                  too). 
                   
What happened when you hung around after the service looking lost? 
                  Nothing quite so Protestant as a coffee hour on offer. The priest 
                  did make an effort to wish us a good day on our way out. 
                   
How would you describe the after-service
coffee? 
                  We managed to get a table at a nearby bistro. 
                   
How would you feel about making this church your regular (where 10 = ecstatic, 0 = terminal)? 
                  6  Not really my 'hood, and a bit far to travel. 
                   
Did the service make you feel glad to be a
Christian? 
                  Of course. 
                   
What one thing will you remember about all this in seven days' time? 
                  Homeless in the pews, and how the church remembered these forgotten 
                  people. I hadn't expected an Upper East side church to be so 
                  kind to the homeless, by providing a safe and warm place to 
                  sit unmolested during the day. | 
             
           
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