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The 12 Days of Kitschmas
12: Sacred Heart Bead Curtain
Bamboo curtain
The Sacred Heart Bead Curtain is both practical and pious. It not only keeps flies out of your kitchen while allowing cool breezes into the house, but it also reminds you to schedule in that long overdue confession with the parish priest. Just one look into those piercing eyes (printed on genuine bamboo beads), will have you reaching for the phone.

When Jesus said "I am the door" (John 10:7) he was clearly thinking ahead to products such as this. Amazingly, the Saviour also appears to be waving whenever there is a light breeze. Such a blessing for all the family!

Currently selling on eBay for just $53 (plus postage).

Click here to order!

Thanks to Kingsfold for finding this gadget.
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