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	7: Miracle Wheel
	The new, relaxed UK licensing laws, allowing for hours more drinking late into the night, mean there's even more time for the multitudes to turn wine into water. So, to celebrate – and lest we forget the original story of Jesus at the wedding in Cana of Galilee (John 2:11) – here's the Miracle Wheel. "Amaze your friends, family, co-workers and even your boss, by turning water into wine, right before their eyes," pours out the sales pitch. "When you turn the wheel 180 degrees around, it changes the word water into the word wine, and the showerhead changes into a wine glass. It's just incredible!" So, at last, after two millennia, we are much nearer knowing how He did it. At a special price of just $19.95, each Miracle Wheel comes in "a beautiful cherry wood finish, and is designed to fit right on your desktop or table!" Meanwhile, current owners are said to complete an evening's spinning looking tired and devotional. Click here to order! Thanks to Peronel for finding this gadget.
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