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              | Atheists awake! Salute the hapless morn, wherein the Saviour of the World wasn't born! | 
             
            
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              | Welcome to Zilchmas 2013, our first-ever list of the Top 12 gifts for Atheists. | 
             
            
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              | You won't need to ask "What Would Dawkins Buy?" after you've browsed these goodies for the godless! | 
             
             
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              | 8th Day: Dick Dawkins T-shirt | 
             
            
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              "Together we can find the cure." Until Dick Dawkins donned the t-shirt we had no idea he was even ill. Come to think of it, he does look a bit off-colour. Is it honey withdrawal? The good professor had a precious jar of the sweet stuff confiscated at an airport recently by what he termed "rule-bound dundridges". 
 
"Bin Laden has won," he croaked. And who could disagree? The tragedies of Iraq and Afghanistan just pale into insignificance beside Dick's devastating personal loss. 
 
Oh yes, the t-shirt. Available here for $22.95 
                 
                The 12 Days of Zilchmas | 
             
           
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