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Do you sometimes find church dull and pointless? Do you feel like you're missing out on something? What you need is to be filled with the spirit. And if it doesn't come on you from above you could always try swigging it.
The Hip Flask Bible does not claim to be particularly inspired, or profitable for doctrine, reproof, correction, or instruction in righteousness. But it does open unto you to reveal a 4oz stainless steel hip flask.
Drink deep from its pages, all ye who thirst, and verily it will be easier to sit through the sermon.
Click here to order! Just £15.
Thanks to mgeorge for discovering the Hip Flask Bible