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gadgets for god
The wondrous world of Jesus junk
Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to kitsch for Christ.
Our current gadgets
Jesus Chair
Footballing Jesus
Hands Candle Holder
Wilberforce Ale
Armor of God PJs
He'brew Beer
Jesus Pan
iBelieve Lanyard
Salvation Challenge
Wait Wear
 
 
Hands Votive Candle Holder
hands votive candle holder
It looks like Thing, the disembodied hand from the Addams Family, has finally got religion. Uncle Fester's prayers have been answered.

Shipmate Lady in Red describes the Hands Votive Candle Holder as "possibly one of the ugliest things I have ever seen". We agree. If the elongated fingers aren't deformed enough to make you say some serious prayers to dispel the spookiness, thumbs leer from palmless hands like those giant, man-devouring worms in the classic spoof movie, Tremors.

Buy yours here! Only $7.99 – candle not included.
 
 
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