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gadgets for god
The wondrous world of Jesus junk
Struggling to find that perfect birthday gift for a loved one? Looking for something theological to impress the new minister? Look no further and prepare for blessing as we introduce you to kitsch for Christ.
Our current gadgets
Jesus Chair
Footballing Jesus
Hands Candle Holder
Wilberforce Ale
Armor of God PJs
He'brew Beer
Jesus Pan
iBelieve Lanyard
Salvation Challenge
Wait Wear
 
 
He'brew Beer
hebrew beer
OK, we're jealous. When did you last hear of Baptist Bitter? Or Pentecostal Pilsener? Or even Lutheran Lager? Like, never. So if you're in search of a truly divine beer, you'll have to cross the denominational divides big time, and head off to He'brew for "the best (and only) Jewish beer in America".

He'brew, "the chosen beer", offers a multitude of different brews. There's Genesis Ale; there's Messiah Bold ("the beer you've been waiting for", ha ha); there's Genesis 10:10 (brewed with pomegranate juice); there's Monumental Jewbelation, and there's even a beer in celebration of Jewish comedian Lenny Bruce. "This Chanukah, candles won't be the only thing getting lit!" says one of the brewery's many inspired sales blurbs.

He'brew: a beer so blessed, you'll wish you were circumcised. Click here for the He'brew website.
 
 
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