Welcome to the Ship of Fools Caption Competition, which runs on an... ahem... irregular schedule. Read and post in our current competition, and see the winners of our past ones. Budgies and travellers on the road to San José are especially welcome.   The winning captions of the most recent competition, Guns for God (pictured above) are now online. Click the link or the picture to see them. If you're in search of older competition winners, pick from the list below. Dracula goes to church – Aug 2008 The episcopate strikes back – Aug 2008 O happy day – July 2008 We have lift-off – July 2008 When dieting goes wrong – July 2008 Prayer at the porcelain – June 2008 What would Jesus drive? – June 2008 The new parishioner – May 2008 My sword's stuck – May 2008 Slipped halo – Apr 2008 When exorcisms go wrong – Apr 2008 ABC lightens up – Mar 2008 Hands up! – Feb 2008 The Cone Family – Feb 2008 Company car – Jan 2008 Crown him! – Dec 2007 The Vicar of Wakefield – Dec 2007 Do you know the way to San Jose? – Nov 2007 Fresh Expressions – Oct 2007 Some light reading – Oct 2007 When priests go wrong – Sept 2007 Giant Jesus – Aug 2007 Shipshape church – Aug 2007 Angel nanny – July 2007 Have wheels will preach – Jul 2007 Benny reaches out – June 2007 Sisterhood of Satan – June 2007 Pointy hats – May 2007 Beards and laptops – Apr 2007 Organic church – Mar 2007 Bosom buddies – Mar 2007 Jesus directs – Feb 2007 Daniel vs Lions – Feb 2007 100mph hearse – Jan 2007 Privy Council – Jan 2007 Eve surpised – Dec 2006 Burger'n'cross – Dec 2006 Calvinists in love – Nov 2006 Last supper? – Oct 2006 Zombie bishop – Oct 2006 Wi-fi worship – Oct 2006 Benny the Kid – Sept 2006 Country church – Sept 2006 Moving with the times – Aug 2006 Megaphone man – Aug 2006 Caped Crusader – Jul 2006 Church on wheels – Jul 2006 Cardinal error – Jun 2006 The wages of sin – Jun 2006 The art of witnessing – May 2006 Papal bad hair day – Apr 2006 Swim to Jesus – Mar 2006 Holy heavies – Feb 2006 Blow-up priest – Jan 2006 A little chat with Aslan – Dec 2005 Fishy sermon – Dec 2005 Slam dunk sister – Nov 2005   Now online Read and post in the current competition, Waterwings not provided. Seen a promising picture? Help us find new pictures for the competition. Send us your best pics, and please let us know where you found them.